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This is a Christmas song written and recorded in December 2009. That is the month I ate nothing but apples and I watched Star Trek. My apartment had pink and green Christmas lights like the bridge of the Starship Enterprise. I slept naked exclusively, and that is my regret. This song changes keys about 25 times and never goes back to the first one. Sorry.


from stuff dumpster (b​-​sides & covers), released April 12, 2018


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United Shapes Austin, Texas

United Shapes are an alternative pop/rock duo formed in 2004 by Joseph Devens and Drew Cave. New studio album Confuseograph available 2/10/23 on Flim Flam Records.

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