When he was born his mother said that he was ugly
In her defense the doctor and the nurse agreed
Born with a full set of pointed adult teeth
A sense of entitlement and two black eyes

Oliver Hitler never plays with his dolls anymore
Pizza crust all over the floor
Goes to his room and locks the door
Oliver Hitler least popular boy in the second grade
Talks to the wall of the plans he’s made
To steal money and blame it on the maid
Oliver Hitler setting fire to cars in the street
Puts sugar on everything that he eats
Always insists that he’s clever and sweet
Oliver Hitler tripping the girls when it’s recess time
And doing much worse to them in his mind
He doesn’t get nervous when he lies

When he was born his father said that he was sorry
For doing what he had done to his mother
And swore that he would never be a part of that
Again if this was what was going to happen

Oliver Hitler never plays with his dolls anymore
Chocolate cake all over the floor
Mouth is full of holes and sores
Oliver Hitler his brother’s bar mitzvah was far too fun
He didn’t deserve it now he wants one
His brother’s got friends but he’s got none
Oliver Hitler feeding beer to a dog
Hiding porn in a log
Throwing Black Cats at a frog
Oliver Hitler nobody likes that guy
His parents wish he would die
And now you know why