Girl
I’m your vibrating bed
Stick some quarters in my slot
Plug some wires in my head
Girl
I’m your vibrating man
When the lights start flashing
Hold my head in your hands
Girl
Let’s do CPR
If you don’t know it I can teach you
Put your hands on my heart
One
Hundred bpm
When the lights start flashing
We can do it again

Epilepsy clinic
Lots of people shaking, vomiting in it
And when the clinic hours are finished
The disco people come and dance in it
And when the disco dancers are finished
The doctors come back and open the clinic
Epilepsy clinic
Lots of people dancing in it

Babe
See me spinning about
Strap me down to the stretcher
Watch me foam at the mouth

Babe
Plug the wires in me
When the lights start flashing
I’m your shaky machine

Babe
Let’s go dancing tonight
I can shimmy in the blinky
seizure salad lite-brites

Hey
Wind me up and I’ll spin
And when you think that it’s over
Watch me do it again

Epilepsy clinic
Lots of people shaking, vomiting in it
And when the clinic hours are finished
The disco people come and dance in it
And when the disco dancers are finished
The doctors come back and open the clinic
Epilepsy clinic
Everybody dancing in it

Girl
Let’s go back to my place
And when the walls start a' crawlin'
We can self medicate

If
I die before I wake
I pray to god my clinic bills to pay