Somewhere there’s a trail
And somewhere there are woods
That someone ill equipped
Erected awfully quick
With stink root, caulibroccoli
Pine trees with giant cones
That stick to whatever
They land on then explode
Burn it down baby now start it again now
Burn it down baby now begin it again now
Cacti skunkamanders
Cacti hairless bears
Cacti ancient sinkholes
Cacti everywhere
Pointy boulders rolling
With great difficulty
Purple underbrush
With purple poison berries
Burn it down baby now start it again now
Burn it down baby now begin it again now
Somewhere there’s a trail
And somewhere there’s a tree
That someone made with jagged
Broken glassy branches
In this inferior wilderness
You have to cling to anything
That’s not made out of snakes
Burn it down baby now start it again now
Burn it down baby now begin it again now
Let’s you and me pack a lunch
And head down to the trail
That’s lined with body parts
And bloody clothing
Babe if I were to go missing
While we’re in there
I hope that you never get
Another boyfriend
United Shapes are an alternative pop/rock duo formed in 2004 in Austin, TX by Joseph Devens and Drew Cave. New studio album Confuseograph now available on Flim Flam Records.