Girl
I’m your vibrating bed
Stick some quarters in my slot
Plug some wires in my head
Girl
I’m your vibrating man
When the lights start flashing
Hold my head in your hands
Girl
Let’s do CPR
If you don’t know it I can teach you
Put your hands on my heart
One
Hundred bpm
When the lights start flashing
We can do it again
Epilepsy clinic
Lots of people shaking, vomiting in it
And when the clinic hours are finished
The disco people come and dance in it
And when the disco dancers are finished
The doctors come back and open the clinic
Epilepsy clinic
Lots of people dancing in it
Babe
See me spinning about
Strap me down to the stretcher
Watch me foam at the mouth
Babe
Plug the wires in me
When the lights start flashing
I’m your shaky machine
Babe
Let’s go dancing tonight
I can shimmy in the blinky
seizure salad lite-brites
Hey
Wind me up and I’ll spin
And when you think that it’s over
Watch me do it again
Epilepsy clinic
Lots of people shaking, vomiting in it
And when the clinic hours are finished
The disco people come and dance in it
And when the disco dancers are finished
The doctors come back and open the clinic
Epilepsy clinic
Everybody dancing in it
Girl
Let’s go back to my place
And when the walls start a' crawlin'
We can self medicate
If
I die before I wake
I pray to god my clinic bills to pay
United Shapes are an alternative pop/rock duo formed in 2004 in Austin, TX by Joseph Devens and Drew Cave. New studio album Confuseograph now available on Flim Flam Records.