Let’s solve a crime let’s have some fun!
Draw business cards and chew some gum!
Let’s solve a crime we’ll do it today!
If we do a good job we’ll even get paid!
Nobody has to know that we’re children
I’ll take some pictures with suspects in ‘em
You’ve reached the detective agency
"Oh my dear god there’s blood everywhere!"
And how long has your dog been missing?
"No are you crazy this lady’s dead!"
We’ll need her name and a brief description
And we’ll check the pounds for strays as I mentioned
You’ve reached the detective agency
"I think my wife is cheating on me"
And how long has your dog been missing?
"No man, my wife is fucking around
Just take some pictures so I can prove it"
I don’t think that I allowed to do it
Let’s solve a crime let’s have some fun!
Draw business cards and chew some gum!
Let’s solve a crime we’ll do it today!
If we do a good job we’ll even get paid!
Nobody has to know that we’re children
I’ll take some pictures with suspects in ‘em
Let’s find those dogs as fast as we can!
I’ll tape up signs on public trash cans!
When we are done we’ll get our money!
The Children’s Detective Agency!