Canadian girls with their beautiful teeth
And their radiant smiles
And their pink gum lines
Canadian girls flying on the ice
Every four years
See their teeth when they smile
Canadian girls with their two front teeth
Perfectly in place
Just as they should be
I’m no dentist but I noticed something
Canadian girls all have beautiful teeth
See them flying all around on the ice
And that guy that they’re with
No one cares about him
See them graceful every time with their teeth
Stealing the show
Out from under them
See Neve Campbell with her two front teeth
Out there in front
Looking pearly and fine
Neve doesn’t skate but she could if she tried
And I’d like her to try
And I like when she smiles
Canadian girls with their beautiful teeth
And their radiant smiles
And their pink gum lines
If I were a Beach Boy I would change my mind
From California girls
To the Canadian kind
Canadian girls hear them brushing their teeth
Oh that wonderful sound
When they rinse and spit
Canadian girls show me your teeth
Night after night
On or off the ice
United Shapes are an alternative pop/rock duo formed in 2004 in Austin, TX by Joseph Devens and Drew Cave. New studio album Confuseograph available 2/10/23 on Flim Flam Records.